It was a hell drive. We stopped only to refuel. It was just a blur
of driving, trying to sleep, and more driving.
Three things of note happened on the trip down:
On my way to Boise, I got caught in a freak dust storm in Ontario
- the wind was blowing so hard I thought it was going to flip my trailer
(boat and trailer weigh ~250lbs.) In a rare burst of prudence, I pulled
over until the dust storm abated and I could see again.
Somewhere in New Mexico, fairly early in the day, a large crow tried
to stare us down as we crossed a bridge. We'll never know if this
was a suicide or failed attempt at a crow-jacking, but the end result
was the same: a punched in grill on Jon's car and a raven that will
quoth nevermore.
Somewhere in Texas, late in the day, we came up on a jeep roaring
down the freeway. As we passed the jeep, we noticed a donkey's ass
(ass^2?) sticking up out of the bed in the back. We debated for miles
as to if the donkey was dead or if the accepted method of transporting
donkeys was to tie the head to the feet and cram it into a jeep.
Note::At the end of my trip, I noticed a couple of farriers
shoeing horses alongside the road. Figuring donkeys are somewhat equine
in nature, I stopped and asked them about the donkey in the jeep.
One man set aside his hoof file and told me of the days he had spent
in the southwest: "It was dead," he stated with certainty. "Donkey
is some of the finest eating meat you'll ever taste. Ever wonder why
they call 'em Burritos?" Satisfied with the answer and the resolution
of a bonus mystery, I thanked the men and continued on my way.
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