Holy crap! How did Gordo get to the buoy before the rest of the fleet? He beat us all, by over an hour! Gordo proved that guile wins over talent any day of the year. He looked at the map and took the lesser known, shorter route to the buoy. Laguna Uno is now officially recognized as the fastest Laguna in the history of the class.

Now, even though I am no longer a Laguna captain, I'd like to make a suggestion: Racing sucks. All it does is create ill will. My recommendation is this: Lagunas no longer race each other - they only race other boats.